It's shit beer, you know nowt about beer - and no you don't let people off the 'under-ground railway' your just showing off now! Fukin Southerners, I ask you, typical
Never said by some London dwellers (me), "I wished I lived up north". Left the Midlands in early 90s when all the jobs disappeared, never looked back. Still, it's nice to venture out for a day and check on the revolting peasants.
WTF are you all talking about? London is in the sodding North, the Midlands is in the Arctic somewhere ...