What so being a police officer is a lesser career or vocation than being a chemist? A lot of coppers are educated to degree standard and above. The majority join to make a difference to the society they live in, it's only after a few years that they become cynical and jaded. Then they realise that their 'masters' are invariably muppets and promoted to their own level of incompetence, who talk without authority on matters they don't understand with all the charm of a snake oil salesman, then they turn to drink to cover up for the trauma and stress of seeing one to many murder or dealing with another rape victim, all the while focussing on their pension and the miracle of 30 years, then they retire. In 5 years they are then dead due to the stress of the job, the alcohol problem the shift work etc Or they join traffic have a personality bypass, struggle to grasp the concept of using common sense and sell their own mother. Or they retrain as chemists, set up a methamphetamine lab, use their knowledge to avoid their former colleagues and in laws and enter the criminal underworld with a catchy pseudonym Nope that's teachers.
Yo name be fin you is a Scottish Every time u fink bout merkel You plays wid ya crotch Italians your fing red white n green Twins n sixes straight through n loud Ows dat sit wiv being a face painted Wallace Hating da English is where it's at Shame then old boy we are 50% connected. That kind of rap?
coming back at ya,yo baldyboy rappa ting about Nicola, she aint no minnga she likes to get down and playwith my thinga the italians are down,the scots where the crown i like de english, they is heddin for de gutta.
Since he discovered he is a repressed minority a 1/2 English scot who voted for independence with a love of all things Italian and a tendency towards homo eroticism . Ticks so many boxes, besides he is embracing his 21st century inner rabbie burn.
yo brad this aint no fad been plyin with ma hood since i knew i could, yo bitch is gon left me staking wood, she a real mofo.
No points in nearly 20 years on the road (passed my test 8 weeks after 17th birthday, and bike test the following jan) never even a parking ticket. That's pretty much done it....
Scotland has always been a proud nation with generous spirit and an air of romanticism. As proof, check out these "lonely hearts" ads found in Scottish newspapers ... Scottish Romance: Lonely Hearts: Grossly overweight Inverness turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08 Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box06/03 Heavy drinker and chain smoker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting fights on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82. Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41 Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few pints, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87 Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45 Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big tits. Box 40/27 Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon. Box 52/07 Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of November 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
