I cant breed no more mate so I'll just have to do the practice bit. Fin I've dated a bi polar nut job but she was blonde and would never shave apparently that was my job, I hated that beard
It may be a rumour, but always do the sniff test...gingers can be like a new Duracell PP3 on the tongue.
4/5 that I have dated this year have all been clean shaven, its hygenic and easier to spot the crabs the one that wasn't had a very neat Brazilian I can live with that oh and one of em was pierced to now that was novel
@act i know, the wife's obsessed with the vegetables . shes even taking to storing them under her pillow.
Funny you should say that I did wake up with a large banana in the bed a few months back! We have three Maine coons (large cat breed) who once they decide it's getting up time, there is no arguing. This means our morning ritual means coffee in bed at 3, 4 or 5am. Swmbo also enjoys fruit. After a bit of TV they normally return to their 23 and 1\2 hours of sleep. Sometimes we also manage a few more hours. On one occasion the banana made it under the duvet. That's her story and she's sticking to it.
Four out of five in a year...I thought you said you were 50! Eighteen years we've been together! My god man...you're not going to be collecting your pension. Jealously is a terrible emotion.
That was this year, that does not include dates where they didn't put out I split with the missus 6/7 yrs back been like a kid in a candy store ever since and yes 50 next year. I just can't seem to settle, I love my own space, hence why I very rarely join in on ride outs. I get bored easily or frustrated and don't like following the pack.
