Top Of The Tw@ts

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Rman, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. Bruce ( chinny, talentless, irritating, short-sighted, senile, wig wearing twat) Forsythe...
     
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  2. Your heard the man :)
     
  3. I couldn't resist mate :D
    So how long before I become senior member you know one good turn deserves another
     
  4. Keep posting like you do and it's any time now ;)
     
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  5. Oh no...?We can't have two poachers turn game keeper!
     
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  6. Sorry Vince...I could make a joke of this, but as we all know our various phones, tablets and apps like to think they do a better job than we can at communicating.

    My most sincere apologies.
     
  7. Its no biggy mate, everyone thinks Vince is short for Vincent but its not I was christened Vanessa LOL
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    I would just love to see the look on all your faces when you read that first bit.
    I am named after my grandad, the English translation is Vincent but I was christened Vincenzo.
     
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  8. You a wop too? :) :upyeah:
     
  9. Ooooooh yeah why else do you think I ride Italian.
     
  10. I once knew a young alarm installer from old Woking called Vincenzo...Benelli o something similar
    We used to call him the Italian stallion due to all his talk of his conquests with the ladies.
    One of our clients Paul Raymond (old geezer ran porn mags) had a girl friend or wife (much younger, our age) who was an ex centre spread. She dropped her knickers into his tool box and said that they were her only pair. He ran out and home, never mentioned girls again. Funniest thing that ever happened in that job.
     
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  11. Vincenzo Vincenzo

    Let me hear you say Vincenzo in that lovely accent :)
     
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  12. Because you have more money than sense? ;)
     
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  13. Wait till you hear my name ;)
     
  14. Lend me your ear and i'll whisper in it for you :D
     
  15. I am not such a woos mate, unfortunately I got my dad's surname and he was English and it's the most common one in the phone book :( Should have changed to mums maiden name when they split nearly 40yrs ago but didn't think. Mums maiden name is Giorgino.
     
  16. Come on then spill the beans
     
  17. You have a lovely accent
    What's your name again? ;)
     
  18. Not my ear ...it's making me hungry....
     
  19. Have you met Vince? That's not a lot of wonga.
     
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