Talk Sh*te Corner

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Cranker V2, Jan 1, 2015.

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  1. For the ones who cannot resist- aka turn every thread to mindless gibberish and self congratulatory piffle. Technical knowledge not needed, in fact a hindrance. Off topic bollocks welcomed, in fact any topic (especially if you have a nut allergy).

    Please be mindful of energy saving, use all the hot air espoused to blow smoke up your own arses and keep warm.


    Happy grumpy new year bike lovers. xxxx
     
    #1 Cranker V2, Jan 1, 2015
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  2. I will be checking your spelling later!
     
    #2 keith916, Jan 1, 2015
  3. so what ya fink on this new scrambler then?
     
    #3 finm, Jan 1, 2015
  4. I've been rethinking my strategy for starting up my bikes over the winter lay-up.

    I've decided that if the ambient temperature is around 5deg C or less, I won't start the bike up - mainly because the difficulty/downside in turning the bike over at such a time outweighs the benefits from periodically keeping the engine active.
     
    #4 Loz, Jan 1, 2015
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  5. Chill out :)
     
    #5 Ducbird, Jan 1, 2015
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  6. There's loads of posts for this type of thing, so many we just use them all now, it's easier - what are bikes? :)
     
    #6 Exige, Jan 1, 2015
  7. El T, could you please merge all the threads together into one? Thanks!
     
    #7 Loz, Jan 1, 2015
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  8. Idea of the year award but it is only 20 hours old, we will have to wait and see :upyeah:
     
    #8 Exige, Jan 1, 2015
  9. you might have a point there. turning engines over with cold hard seals
     
    #9 finm, Jan 1, 2015
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  10. Can you get electric blankets for motorbikes? Or maybe an electric crankcase warmer? Maybe you could convert a set of tyre warmers for the job.

    Hmm - should I run my electric crankcase covers over the whole of the winter? I'm worried about how many heat cycles the crankcase will be capable of before a significant loss of performance. Of course, not running it constantly runs the risk of condensation. Is it possible to by tyre warmers that are big enough to cover the entire garage? Should I use a genny for this or mains power?
     
    #10 Loz, Jan 1, 2015
  11. you know what works for me? 6000mls min over 6months then park it for 6months. since i have started this habit all appears fine? groovy
     
    #11 finm, Jan 1, 2015
  12. Hasn't helped your spelling though, eh Scotchy?
     
    #12 Loz, Jan 1, 2015
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  13. There was someone on here quite good at it, maybe he could give you some lessons? :smile:
     
    #13 Exige, Jan 1, 2015
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  14. There must be a way of harnessing all the hot air on the forum to keep our bikes toasty in the winter.
     
    #14 keith916, Jan 1, 2015
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  15. talk shit corner! tought it was talk shit forum..ducatis are over rated
     
    #15 micky1, Jan 1, 2015
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  16. Not on here they aren't :Hilarious:
     
    #16 Exige, Jan 1, 2015
  17. They can get too warm?
     
    #17 Exige, Jan 1, 2015
  18. think i can just about manage eh mm, someone said it on here recently there is no Scottish insult for yous dudes.
     
    #18 finm, Jan 1, 2015
  19. Well get to it, fin. You Scottish have had centuries to come up with something!
     
    #19 Loz, Jan 1, 2015
  20. ok, ya ENGLISH! o god i have done now. there is a god aint there? i is gonna pay.
     
    #20 finm, Jan 1, 2015
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