What Wouldn't Surprise You ?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by wroughtironron, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. that Peter Andre has never set foot in an Iceland shop to buy food
     
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  2. did it go out of fashion? dam.....
     
  3. I wouldn't be surprised if my headlight is dim after I fix the wiring .........again
     
  4. That a triumph wins every test in performance bikes next year.
     
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  5. Having said earlier in this thread that I wouldn't be surprised in Plymouth Devils came bottom of the Speedway Premier League, I actually was surprised when they came 9th out of 13 - a major achievement given the bad luck they had with injuries...
    :)
     
  6. I wouldn't be surprised if you meant 'if'
     
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  7. Matt becomes CEO of Ducati Europe and Pete is appointed Corporate Lawyer
     
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  8. That the next government tries to tax the Air (by the litre) or Sex (by the inch).
    At least one of those ways I might make a saving ;)

    And @Cupid Stunt better get a new overdraft....given his luck with the laddies...


    EDIT: Sorry AUTO CORRECT ladies.
     
  9. Given the super low price of Oil that the government decide to bring in some new Environmental taxes on Diesel / Petrol in the Easter Budget.

    Why is it the taxes change immediately (within hours) and the improvements to our life start next year or the Autumn at the earliest?
     
  10. dont be so hard on your self, i wouldn't go so far as calling you a dick.;):Angelic::smile:
     
  11. I had to check if I actually wrote that as I didn't understand it :Hilarious:
     
  12. took yer time.
     
  13. 9 minutes :)
     
  14. record?.:Angelic:
     
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  15. That it's raining again!!!!
     
  16. lovely here.:Smuggrin:
     
  17. It wouldn't surprise me if ...
    all the political parties spent the next four months trying to persuade the electorate that all the other parties are unfit to hold office ... and are successful in that.
     
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  18. Global warming will raise its head again
     
  19. 2015 will see another financial meltdown.
    Seeing as nothing has been done to prevent one.
     
  20. It's called summer.
     
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