Chuck Norris? He's even worse than Arnie on a Harley......... .....and Van Damme? Well, what can you say good about him? Have you seen that Coors TV advert with him? (or Sly Stallone doing TV ad's for Warburtons bread).
Don't be daft, chuck wouldn't abide his girly approach for a moment, 30 minute disagreement and no kill? Chuck would surely punish him for such limp wristed behaviour and force fed him the hot engine oil to shut him up!!!