Garage Doors

A Ridge Back is similar to a lion, and it's a doggy eat a lot though, more expensive than the roller door :Finger:

 

A ridge back is big but not a lion. Best thing, a hippo. It will just crap and its all over

 

We only have one hippo and he's got himself hitched :Wideyed:

 

You married again?

 

No :Facepalm: now go find it - I wasted my time putting a link up last time :Rage:

 

Seen it. I would have more impressed if you had saved me 1 minute reading about vans. River hippos

 

been? - is this a missing word quiz

 

A pikey will get you the contents for your new garage. Feckin baskets. Probably sell you the door back. Not funny, I'm convinced they stole from me a couple of years back

 

Been a pikey or a river hippo?

 

No

 

I knew what you meant, honest I did

 

Security by 'Smith & Wesson' or 'Webley & Scott'............

 

i remember a trip wire thingy that fired shotgun type blanks, and a land mine that fired paint ( was suggested it would also fire shite ).

a mate had a Rhodesian ridge back some years ago, he returned home to find a delivery man against the garage wall and the dog sitting in front of him, watching, hed been there a couple hours lol.

 

I made one..........it fires .410 blanks...........it was great until next door neighbours cat tripped it when chasing a crow off my lawn........

...cat and crow were tangled in the fishing line trip wire.........

......even with gardening gloves on, you try extricating a spitting cat and a ferocious crow out of 10 metres of tangled heavyweight fishing line......

 

They all have a manual override!