Ultimate Bike For All You Hipsters Out There

I have been told in no uncertain terms that I am not to even remotely think about turning hipster.

 

My eyes are now bleeding.

 

Bleeding desire, no doubt!

 

Of course my learned, of course

 

I think that's actually cooler than the mass produced factory effort. At least it has some character and originality.

 

There are separate elements I like - the pipes, the tail unit, the paint scheme, the twin shocks - but I'm not sure the whole thing hangs together. And that frame is a no-no. Black round tube cradle with a bash plate maybe, but that dominates too much. Good effort though.

 

I don't like it

 

What a croc of shite

 

whats a hipster ?

 

Is that a 'Stark' scrambler, appalling :Wideyed:

 

They are open to offers.

 

£4 for the Vent Axia extractor fan on the rear swing arm?

 

I thought that was an iPad

 

So that's why everyone is growing a feckin beard.

 

This is more like it:

Gorgeous Custom Ducati Scramblers At The 2015 Bike Shed Motorcycle Show - Supercompressor.com

 

ahh you mean wanker ?

 

Chris, Rob, Vince, John....?