So How Safe Is Your Job Then?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Sep 14, 2015.

  1. ain't got a job, so why worry ? :upyeah:
     
  2. My job isnt even listed so either its already been taken over by a robot or I'm safe.....
     
    • Like Like x 1
  3. load of bollocks.. says a carpenter/joiner has a 72% chance of being replaced by a robot.... perhaps a bench joiner in a mas production outfit but as a site chippy working on london shit holes? no chance.. they would be way to smart
     
  4. past caring :upyeah:
     
  5. I am already a robot :Android:
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Agree Agree x 1
  6. 65% chance. i wonder how it would deal with an ever sincer or it was alright when i brought it type?.
    i could see how it would be possible in my job considering they built by robots.
     
  7. lovebot?
     
  8. id like to pretend to be a robot when dealing with clients.... maybe a killbot
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  9. The corporations could replace a lot of peoples jobs if they so wished but only the menial ones. This reminds me of the animatrix short films about how artificial intelligence rebelled against its fictional human oppressors in a not so distant far flung future.

    America has been trying to orchestrate for some years by DARPA a robotic system that would become a terminator. As they theorize eventually humans are becoming less officiant at killing one another. And of course a robot could kill for 24hours a day. To which, the U.N is now been pushed towards making a 'stop the killer robots' style future orwellian time-line.
     
  10. dalek.jpg
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Like Like x 3
  11. 47% too close to call...........bugger,might have to carry on working. :(
     
  12. robots,, i dont worry bout them,, most of my jobs are being done by Poles and Russians / Lithuanians already !!
     
  13. Were you @Exige 's squeeze at some point? ;)
     
    • Face Palm Face Palm x 1
  14. unfortunatly it is all male "eastern" welders !!,, tho tbf some of their sisters are pretty hot !!
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. They might all be relevant but I married a Czech :smile:
     
  16. 7%, dam n blast :(
     
  17. well apparently only 1% likely of a robot taking my job
    well its welcome to it just been told I am being issued redundancy as of 1st October due to lack of funding
    more like my boss wants a nice lump sum redundancy
    instead of retirement in a few months so running the place into the ground :Banghead:
     
  18. Beware all the nay sayers! I work in the electricity industry and our workforce has shrunk and some of that is due to what we call automation on our network to open and close high voltage switches/circuit breakers to switch the network due to fault or load etc. This automation uses actuators /motors and replicates the movements an engineer would undertake to 'throw a switch'. Its already here people!! Thank fully we'll always need humans to carry out certain duties like fit a new battery in the robot, until they programme a second robot to do that aaaaggrrhhh!!!
     
Do Not Sell My Personal Information