So How Safe Is Your Job Then?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Sep 14, 2015.

  1. We have 6 axis robots all over our factories (on every manufacturing cell) and a £5m robotised paint plant - the staff at the site where my office is has grow from 220 to 700 in the last 5 years - so not all bad :smile:
     
  2. 81% i will be replaced, good i can go on the social and play playstation and watch tv all day.
     
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  3. I'm 96% I was wondering what will happen to us all when the robots take over
    The government better start saving to keep us all :)
     
  4. Rejoice! There's a 68% chance that estate agents will be assimilated, resistance is futile!
     
  5. How can a Robot take over never going to work, what would it do all day, the ironing? :p
     
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  6. 2% apparently the robots can't put up with the bullshit...
     
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  7. straight up? thats a pisser. good luck looking for another.
     
  8. Yep, pisser, what do you do?
     
  9. Closest that fits my job gives me a 2% chance of automation. I agree with Bandit, just look at the advancement in computers in recent years, frankly it is amazing. Driverless cars are a step away from binning the bin men, bus drivers, taxi drivers, delivery men and so on. Just not sure how the government will generate an income when we are no longer working therefore not paying tax.
     
  10. :( Sorry to hear that, hope you find something fast
     
  11. that's a bit scary
     
  12. As a farmer I have a 76% chance of being replaced by a robot. What a load of bollocks even a robot isn't stupid enough to become a farmer! :Asshat:
     
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  13. I work with kids that are excluded from schools for behavioural problems
    teaching mechanics
    (ie putting up with cretins and being told to fu$* off all day)
    (and that's just the staff lol)
     
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  14. As a sheet metal worker 78%. As a project manager only 7%....i am going back to being a sheetie. Cant wait for a lie in.
     
  15. you are all robots..., this that repeat this that repeat this that repeat... i can save you.... send £5.99 (+ p&p) for a pill on how not to be a robot and kiss your worries goodbye
     
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  16. pm sent.
     
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  17. 3% chance for me.
     
  18. bout the same as me getting laid in the foreseeable future then.. life sux... i want to be a robot
     
  19. great. there's £5.99 down the drain.
     
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  20. sorry i forgot to mention the come down.....
     
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