What Has Scotland Done?

perhaps the english should try "breeding em out"? :Bag:

 

The Unionist Haggis is the most adaptable breed. They will thrive in any part of the UK and many have migrated and established viable local populations as far south as the Channel Islands. They also have the best taste, being less bitter than traditional varieties. Not a rare breed as such though their numbers have plummeted in Scotland where they are considered vermin.
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wow, you are all full of your own shit today. yip the union haggis has become the most elusive of beasts. it is slowly but surely being consumed by the more confident of the species. the genuine Scottish haggis has learned not to fear the unknown, to ignore the threats of the dependent bigger ugly sister to look forward positively. it knows the habitat of the unionist haggis is disappearing yet it keeps looking back to the days of empire for a solution, the union haggis is to blind to see it is being bred for the good of the great pig porker to be sold of to the butchers of wall street. i pity the union haggis, so full of anger and resentment yet it doesn't know how to look at itself, it blames other haggises successes for their own failures. poor poor union haggis. the union haggis has only gone and eaten itself. :smileys::Mooning:

 

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A case of too high a blood-count in the whisky stream, I fear. Horrible to see that in one so drunk.

 

sober as judge my friend sober as a judge.
i think the bitter ones got it chiz. i really do.

 

yea but they would never admit it... and stop being so sober dude.. take a leaf outta my shoes...

 

yip nearly winter, that's when the drinking starts

 

No bitterness here. I'm not generally in the habits of trying to squeeze Scottish separatism into all sorts of completely unrelated threads. I saw the opportunity for a leg pull and a joke about haggis. I'd expected you to come back with some haggis-related repartee but it seems I missed the target and struck a raw nerve instead. Never mind. For the record though, as I've said before, I'm not a unionist either. I'm a federalist, in favour of independence. So consider the haggis a federalist haggis if it helps. I hadn't thought of that at the time.
And I haven't drunk in years. Nasty, nasty stuff, poisonous to body and mind. Uurgh..

 

Ah,the genuine Scottish haggis,well balanced with chips....one on each shoulder...

 

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deffo a sense of humor brake down on your part dude. please dont tell me you can give it but no take it? surely no? you dont work in a P.C environment surely you can handle a bit of ruff and tumble?
personally i thought it was hilarious, typed out pronto with no time to think about implications, kids where at me to get out for a walk. :Sorry::smileys:.
anyhoo nothings gonna change here dude. every time i see it it will becoming right back at ya :smileys:. i will put money on it that about 90% of the time you hear this kind of banter from me it's in retort. but to be fair you aint the first to say i can be a bit harsh with hecklers. sorry mate. :smileys:

 

That's the trouble with haggises: low flyers, you don't always see the buggers coming.

 

yip, it the curve ball that gets me every time. :Bag::smileys:

 

Who gives a low flying fuck about haggis, anyway? What's the attraction of shitting in a sock?

 

if i am not mistaken i remember you being a fan of haggis. anyhoo you know what you can do with yer jellied eels ya........:smileys:

 

Is that what Haggis is - I often wondered :Vomit:

 

If you're not mistaken? :Hilarious:

Yeah, cool

 

And I haven't drunk in years. Nasty, nasty stuff, poisonous to body and mind. Uurgh..[/QUOTE]

Nancy....

 

Who'd have thought excrement would swell up to immense pressures when boiled in a sock for three hours in a saucepan of water? Useful primary science from Scotland there. :Writing: