F1 voodoo...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by funkyrimpler, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. I'll be the first to admit that i think F1 is possibly the most over hyped tedious sport to watch, next to maybe golf or cricket, but what amuses me the most is the hyperbole surrounding all the technology of the cars. Check this out for total and utter bullshit:

    I was eating a sarnie and staring at the qualifying currently on telly and David Coulthard was whittering on about track temperatures and all the rest of it..Valid points..Then he went on to talk about how each tyre, even though its made using the same compounds and techniques has it own characteristics which affects the drivers feel....now my bullshit detector is flashing on green..then he said, and i swear im not making this up....

    'Even the clouds now passing overhead will affect how the car feels'....

    Utter shit.

    Maybe after umpteen minutes when the track temperature changes or it starts to rain, but passing clouds??? Do me a favour...Maybe it was the wrong type of air on the track??
     
  2. Thus spake Dave Coultard, The Tyre Whisperer
     
  3. The biggest dick ever in F1...............







    How can that be libellous?

    AL.
     
  4. When you say that, you're actually libeling Eddie Jordan :wink:
     
  5. Can't see it would be libelling someone to say they have a big dick..........after all, what's their defence?

    ......and, are they going to show it in Court?

    AL.
     
  6. ...................and would it actually stand up in a court of law? :wink:
     
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  7. Al, you are libeling Eddie Jordan when you say David's is bigger. :smile:

    As for the Court case ... no TV cameras, please!
     
  8. I've met David Coulthard, and actually he's a very nice chap. Called me a nutter...

    I've also seen his bare arse, but that's a different story for a different forum:wink:
     
  9. Is that why you didn't like Jimmy Savile?

    AL
     
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