This thread will probably turn into drivel or just get totally ignored but it could be 'fun'. Category is open to anything posted on DucatiForum. Posted just today, I give you Post #27711 from thread 'So what have you done today?' by young @finm http://ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/so-what-have-you-done-today.494/page-1386#post-698064 "just got to share. an old couple 70s maybe, just drooped by to get a DPF regen done on their car. he gets out to let me in but she stays in the passenger seat. while looking for the diagnostic socket a large bundle of rubbers fall on the floor. ribbed/strawberry, all sorts. Nooooo... i felt me face burning while i try fumble them back in the glove box while she smiles and winks at me.Nooooo. wasn't expecting that. haven't felt that embarrassed in a while. dirty bastids. go to make out the bill (first visit) ask for his name, ...... ryhder. Noooo i feel my face going again. dirty dirty bastids." I really believe this is a contender and will take some beating.