From The Crow not really one liner but If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love is forever. " I say I'm dead and I move. Eric Draven Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
From Live and Let Die, Sheriff J W Pepper speaking to two junior officers just after has his police car destroyed 'By the powers, invested in me, by this parish, I hearby do commandeer this here vehicle all those persons within (spits out tobacco) And that means you smart ass'
"I'm gonna tell you about an accident, and I don't wanna hear 'act of God'!" "Are you crazy, is that your problem?" "Do you have a gun I hope?" and of course, "When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
You won't know him, but he's mustard. Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee... ...you can't change fighters. Snatch
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."[/QUOTE] Always good to remember some Big Trouble in Little China. .......Green eyes, green eyes
Sorry, I just remembered the Best One-liner Of All Time. In The Mask, the detective searches Ipkiss's pockets and finds an autographed photo of his own wife wearing lingerie. The detective cries out, and The Mask replies: "Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!" PMSL, every time.
It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you're not. - Andre Gide And countless lines from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Snatch.
Mr Burns to Homer Simpson... My dear man, you're the fattest thing I've seen and I've been on safari!
"This stuff'll make you a a goddamn sexual tyrannosauraus - just like me." "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
China Town - Jack Nicholson - with (Polanski's) knife at throat "Gee Lou, I'm doin' the best I can".. Sabrina - Harrison Ford - to his lazy brother "My life makes your life possible" (works a treat on the kids..!)
Some classics from a Kubrick tour de force : the boot camp section of FMJ : "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach around". "I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you". "It looks to me that the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress". "Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?" There are so many more. What an amazing film!
