So what have you done today..?

Isn't that entrapment? :Finger:

 

" off road " ? like forest track ?

 

Umm, Ford Mondeo!

 

nah. like the B road back up from campbelltown to skipness. i like it. especially the views you get when you can see further 20ft in front of you

 

just saying.

 

i know it,, incredible views onto the " back " of Arran

 

Is that a close up of Sturgeons arse?

 

yesterday, I announced to my 1377 Facebook friends that I was digging the garden up today and could do with some help.

Today, not one of the feckers turned up - some "friends" they turned out to be...

 

No, it's one of her balls and without it she still has more than anyone who's likely to be taking over the Conservatives any time soon.

Hey, I made an attempt at political humour. Well, nearly humour.

 

Yip - just political (mildly) :smileys:

 

Now, now. We all have to start somewhere. :Finger:

 

I only just started and I'm fab at politics, ask @finm (but I do have to keep checking how to spell it :Hilarious

 

Ah, I see. You have been taken under the wing of Scotland's very own Master Po. Attend to his wisdom and study diligently, Earwig, for he has much to teach you.

 

I have already outgrown him :Wideyed:

 

You saying you've already snatched his pebble? :Wideyed:

 

:Wideyed:

 

aye,outgrown your usefulness maybe.

 

:Hilarious:

:Wideyed:

:Stop:

:Smuggrin:

 

see that second emoji up, i dont do that one. careful piggy i might be forced to use my monkey magic on yo ass.