Umm... Just Found My Dream Job! Guns And Bikes!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by JH_1986, Aug 3, 2016.

  1. Armed Cops On Motorbikes To Tackle Terrorists

    Obviously i'm not saying terrorist attacks are cool and that the riders would be "loving it", but what a cool job. Riding around on bikes with guns. Throw a bikini clad girl on the back and you've got the hat trick.
     
  2. You've got this going round in your head, haven't you?

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  3. I went to Colombia a few years ago on business at the expense of a client who wanted me to take a look at some property (I could have done it on a topographical drawing but hey ho if they wanted to pay to fly me out there and stay in 5* hotels then who am I to argue).

    Anyway the mayor of the town I was visiting gave me and my colleague a team of six armed soldiers, on motorbikes, to follow us around everywhere we went. I have to say it was one of the most disconcerting things I've ever come across. You couldn't even go for a pee without two of them being right behind you brandishing their machine guns!

    Obviously they were there to protect us being kidnapped by bandits (which was all the rage at the time :confuse:) but all it did was draw attention to us the whole week we were there. :rolleyes:
     
  4. I can't pee with someone standing behind me. I'd have hated that. :(
     
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    Other way... maybe flip her upside down top and tail style too :wink:

    *Would also settle for Anne Hathaway in the cat suit on the batbike
     
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  7. She's only gone and scuffed my fucking rear seat with her boots again!
     
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  8. I was wondering how many people would mention the tank actually. :)
     
  9. You'd be rubbish in German art films :p
     
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  10. @El Toro is into water sports. GoodLord...
     
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  11. I've got bikes and guns. Can I go freelance?
     
  12. Just seen this on the lunchtime news. The police rider interviewed said they need these bikes to respond "as fast as possible". They've given them BMW GS800s. You can't do anything as fast as possible on a BMW 800 GS. Economical though, so that's OK.
     
  13. They should have black Ducati's like the bad guys in the Deadpool film.
     
  14. I think with police cuts. The mobile Taskforce will more realistically look something like this .....

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  15. I've got this in my mind
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  16. The engine bearings on Old Bessie won't give out though....
     
  17. C'mon....we all know that they'll be on these :rolleyes: Screen Shot 2016-08-03 at 16.22.56.png
     
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  19. Watched that last night. Cruise is just so sickly
     
  20. But getting them through traffic on the back of an AA truck would be a pain in the arse.
     
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