Motorway; Life In The Fast Lane

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Aug 25, 2016.

  1. just watchen this crap as I cant be arsed getting up and moving the telly ( as I must do to get different chanels.) anyhu, French HGV randomly pulled and has nearly no brakes and a primary brake failure light on his dash £100.00 fine. Eastern European driver stopped for watching a movie on laptop while driving!!!!! £100.00 fine and told he won't be leaving till the laptop is removed from the dash... WHAT.THE.FUCK!!!!!!! A 40 tonne beast driven buy a fucktard who is watchin a movie posses less threat than a 200 kg bike being ridden slightly over the speed limit?
     
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  2. Maybe he was watching the movie on his laptop, as to use it for something else he had to move it and couldn't be arsed. :)
     
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  3. Motorbikes don't deliver brandy and cigars
     
  4. both good answers.... I'm just tired... It probably shouldn't piss me off so much. Live and let die... And I do like brandy and cigars!!!!
     
  5. What was he watching?
     
  6. Motorway; Life in the fast lane. :)
     
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  7. errrrr.... Dude...there is a clue in the thread title...
     
  8. Noooo...the lorry driver...what was HE watching?
     
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  9. sorry, you meant the movie? It was actually a 1970's sitcom so again, I may be over reacting...
    :)
     
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  10. another good question! I did say I'm a lil tired!
     
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  11. MOTORWAY; LIFE IN THE FAST LANE :mad:
     
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  12. Why do you have get up to switch channel? Change the batteries?
     
  13. lol... The reception is no good ..
    ( I fitted the arial.to the neighbours gutter as its higher than mine, but I really need a hockey stick bracket... Ave done for a year now...) so I get certain channels with the TV in certain positions...fortunately the porn is on broadband...
     
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  14. not that I watch it.... Honest...
     
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  15. for more than 90seconds anyway?
     
  16. It takes a while to get it out then (or find it)
     
  17. i think he said he was just a lil tired.
     
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  18. In the old days it was switch the light off, now it's find the fucking laptop, clean the screen and delete browser history. Oh and anyone remember texting? That was a major fuck up, the amount of 'stop texting st 4am you fuckwit' I used to get.
     
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