Was woken this morning at 6.28am to the noise of......

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. Mrs ET chucking up.

    She went next door for a quiet drink (allegedly) whilst I watched the Boro on TV. I eventually went to bed at 11.00pm. God knows what time the drunken bum got in :tongue:
     
  2. Yuck, maybe you should take her shopping to ikea or other?

    I was woken to the sound of alarm at 6.15 - didn't turn it off, hate it when then happens , no work today!!
     
  3. Ikea? I'd rather stick pins in my eyes. And in the spirit of commercial equality and fairness that comment applies to all shops and shopping in general.

    She will realise, soon enough, that drinking to excess the night before your baby granddaughter is dropped off for the day and night is a bad thing. Karma :upyeah:
     
  4. Dont believe a word of it, its morning sickness...................................:biggrin:
     
  5. :) yeah I thought that too
     
  6. Shite I never thought of that :eek:

    :biggrin:
     
  7. Yes you been rather frisky of late wanting to give one to all the women mentioned on this forum ;-)
    Go and have a cold shower before you get into trouble..... Oh hang on :-D
     
  8. Bang goes the Ducati.......

    "For sale.........One Ducati; must go; El Piccolo Toro on the way"
     
  9. It wouldn't get sold because of that :biggrin:
     
  10. i dont do 'shopping'...

    i refuse to do ikea...its total and utter shit, junk that falls to pieces...im not buying compressed particle board under any circumstances, plus im not queing for days for the priviledge...i dont care how 'on trend' it is..its shit, and deep down EVERYONE knows it.
    Im a goal orientated shopper....i need say....batteries..
    a) wheres the nearest place that sells the batteries i need?
    b)are they cheap or is it worth going to the 2nd best place?
    c) how busy is it
    d)can i put it off until tomorrow
    e)can i be arsed.

    Ive done a full weeks shop in asda, thats out of the car and packed back into the car in under 20 minutes, nothing forgotten..i try to get there and back and have the stuff in the cupboards in under an hour..i cant be bothered waiting all day for the delivery bloke to rock up so i just go there and get it done...

    Shopping and cooking are two of my most hated chores...

    i eat raw meat...straight from the bone, if those fkn cats are shitting in my back garden and get the knife through the top of the skull.
     
    #10 funkyrimpler, Nov 10, 2012
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2012
  11. So far all my shopping is done on the internetz. Last year I did all my Xmas shopping that way. Saved a fortune on high street prices too, and I'm not including fuel and parking costs in that equation. :smile:
     
  12. and? did she rape you? :)
     
  13. If I'd known she was in that state when she got in then she might have got some botty love :tongue:
     
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