Ah, but surely much of he American beers can be classified as flavourless, clear liquid, but would have you pissing for England, too.
Rob there is a 3rd option. You have drunk half of what you need and it is already producing the back end results. However as it is so horrible when you start drinking more some of it will return the way it came in so double action, front & back Yes but it is not clear it is yellow.
Whatever you do don't put baby wipes down the loo, they do not bio degrade and block the drains. Steve
On the mend, thanks. She's also in hospital tomorrow to have her scan as the swelling has only just gone down enough for the scan to work. So we are having a lovely day out together....
Fingers crossed for you both. At least they're scanning hers, when Nicky's swelled up in March they just x-rayed it which is useless as we all know they don't show soft tissue!
Rob another 30 min and you will not be able to do anything to your little monsters as you will get quite busy
Oh you poor bastard :frown:, I don't envy you at all, just wait, there'll probably be a room full of students that want to peer up your date as well , hope you give 'em a good show :biggrin:, and best of luck !
He has been to busy to type it must be very hard to control farting also you drink that stuff at home so a how do you travel to hospital and what happens if you get stuck in traffic?
Well, after 14 1/2 hours of almost constant shitting, if you can call the bright yellow water that has been jetting out of my arse "shit", things have started to calm down. I did get about 3 hours sleep, but had dreams about shitting which then woke me up in case I actually was....... I daren't fart (at least whilst not sat on the bog) for fear of following through in the manner of a geyser. I am not drinking any more fluids because that just starts the whole sorry process off again. I don't have to be at the hospital till 13.30 and I'm absolutely ravenous cos I've not eaten since yesterday brekkie, but I'm worried about eating after "The Procedure" in case the Moviprep has some more life left in it.......
You have my sympathies Rob. As I mentioned, I too have experienced the horror of Agent Picolax. I presume you are going for the anesthesia option for the procedure? If not, ask for it, definitely the way to go! It will all be a distant memory in a few days, and fasting is a proven method to lengthen life. Makes you appreciate eating if nothing else. All the best.
Chin up Rob, hope all goes well & you are soon restored to being able to justify a pair of these: Fart With Confidence: Shreddies, Flatulence Filtering Underwear
In the letter it says "generally no sedation is required" and I'm a bit interested to see what's going on up there anyway! I'll wait & see if they offer it. The consultant did say sometimes they can fix some stuff, such as farmers & polyps while they're up there, so it might be wise to at least consider it. I've had to switch the telly off cos it seems to be all food adverts.:frown:
When I had a Sigmoidoscopy (lower part of colon only), I was given just light sedation and I was able to see the TV monitor showing the inside of the gut. Reassuring to be able to see for myself there were no serious lesions. On a later occasion for a full Colonoscopy I was given full sedation, with the result that I can't remember a thing. Probably just as well. Recovery afterwards was rapid, and I soon felt much better than before (even though I had not had any actual treatment). Good luck.
