Copied from Facebook: FOR SALE, this absolute parcel of shit.... 55 plate Saab 93 diesel.... basically a Vectra in a Swedish wig.... has a long MOT, most likely was a bent one, it's done similar mileage to your bird at 133k miles n it's got a big towbar on the back so you can pull the fat bitch out of bed in the mornin when she won't make you a brew the selfish cow.... engine and gearbox are good, runs like a smackhead with a stolen sky box n a block of cheese under his arm, and it's still showing taxed so you won't get pulled when your out n about selling Sputnik to kids wearin manbags..... all the lights work as you can see, and it looks like the previous owner washed it EVERYDAY.... with a fucking brick!! No timewasters, serious buyers only. Ideal cheap family car at £695 if you can handle your wife leaving you for a crackhead on a mountain bike n your kids denying you as their father when you drop em off at school in the pile of shit...... part exchange welcome.
