One Liners

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pete1950, Feb 7, 2017.

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  1. Press report of Barbara Hutton's marriage on 30 December 1953:
    "The bride, for her fifth wedding, wore black and carried a Scottish-and-soda."
     
    #21 Pete1950, Feb 8, 2017
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  2. There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
     
    #22 Mac, Feb 11, 2017
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  3. it's was/is a nice thought Peter (Ustinov) :-
    "World government is not only possible, it is inevitable, and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest, in its only sense, the patriotism of men who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good."
     
    #23 Chris, Feb 11, 2017
  4. What the f*ck was that? - the mayor of Hiroshima
     
    #24 El Toro, Feb 11, 2017
  5. I broke my finger last week - on the other hand, I'm ok
     
    #25 3bikemike, Feb 11, 2017
  6. Collie Entragian: I see you're an organ donor ... are you sure that's wise?
     
    #26 Loz, Feb 14, 2017
  7. "Women, can't live with 'em............."
     
    #27 Wrecked, Feb 15, 2017
  8. "I'm playing all the right notes....... not necessarily in the right order".


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    #28 Wrecked, Feb 15, 2017
  9. Aw, come on ET, my post (26a) wasn't that bad? :grinning:
    Reasonably tasteful in fact.;)
     
    #29 Wrecked, Feb 15, 2017
  10. this time next year Rodney...... dell boy trotter.
     
    #30 garry, Feb 15, 2017
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    "You're my wife now"
     
    #31 Wrecked, Feb 15, 2017
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  12. "Golf is a good walk spoiled" - Mark Twain

    "Male cyclists in Lycra look like sexpests" - Me


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    #32 triari, Feb 15, 2017

  13. we didnt burn him !!
     
    #33 garry, Feb 15, 2017
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  14. A good one for Wenger there...
     
    #34 Kempy, Feb 15, 2017
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    Don't hit the giant.
     
    #35 Gimlet, Feb 15, 2017

  16. is anyone else confused about the reference to the World Taekwondo Federation?
     
    #36 TT600, Feb 15, 2017
  17. Friends are only enemy's you haven't upset yet.
    A wedding is just a deposit for a divorce.
    I'm never wrong only mistaken.
    Second is the first loser.
     
    #37 sharksqb16, Feb 15, 2017
  18. " F*cking unsinkable my arse " ... cabin boy on the Titanic.
     
    #38 ducati dad, Feb 15, 2017
  19. "I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan's headstone.
     
    #39 Gimlet, Feb 16, 2017
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  20. I saw, I came, I was a god for a few seconds
     
    #40 noobie, Feb 16, 2017
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