and the wife is on cocktail no7. Any bets on getting banned later? Or is El tel too busy chasing hookers around the back streets.... cheers #iusertobeabletoholdmybeer
If you and the ball and chain are on the source and you're on here and not 'up to the hinge' in her you're doing it wrong.
Wait till she has cocktail number 9, passes out, then you buy a new panigalle on ebay, and tell her she did it as a present for you. You did try and stop her but she was insistent