Room 101

Anyone who doesnt agree that I am fantastic. Very few and far between mind you, but they do exist. In some netherworld of contradiction, confusion and narrow minded bigotry. Aka UKIP or SNP.

 

People who press crossing lights then cross before lights change so traffic waits for nothing and people who press crossing lights when theres hardly any traffic.

 

most 1st world problem i've heard in ages.

 

Nicole Sturgeon

 

so, when i'm stood at the lights and traffic is coming how do I know if a gap will appear before the lights change? And if a gap does appear I shouldn't walk across? Just stand there like a lemon? What it needs is a cancel button.

 

People who believe they "deserve" stuff just by being alive.

 

My #1 is people on their phones while driving. makes my blood boil.

 

and lists, fecking hate lists,

 

and people who keep moaning and banging on about shit and don't know when to shut up.

 

Social media

 

On-line forums.

 

Michael Gove

 

Moderators.

 

Cvnting do gooders who try and get in the left lane early when traffic is slowing approaching 2 lane merge into one lane.
One yesterday did it with 100m of lane empty in front and blocked the round about behind totally - fuckin' cvnt dogodder bastid.
then the ones who stop others filtering and zipping as the highway code says by blocking an empty lane in the same situation.
There will be some lurking on here - read the fukin' rules of the road FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And CR's posts on this thread too just for good measure - rant over - no smileys worthy enough of an appearance - put the new smileys in room 101.
The end, and breath - I'm fine :+)

 

DQ.
not for room 101.

 

Room 101 is supposed to contain your greatest fear, not stuff that annoys you a bit.

 

Not on telle it doesn't

 

I'd put Room 101 in. Ducking pointless program.

Oh and Pointless.

And all soaps.

Reality TV.

Management speak.

Kezia Dugdales dentist.

Ruth Davidsons tailor.

Nicola Sturgeons shoulder pad things.

Theresa Davidsons crackly broken voice.

With El Toro on all religions.

(And if you don't have anything on religion, go onto Periscope and listen to the amateur preachers spouting their bile)

Motivational speakers.

Undertakers. ( on the road, not the ones in black long cars) Especially the ones that perform the two lane swerve.

Spandau Ballets 'True'.

Sarah Beeny. Generally....

The new breed of Fiesta ST drivers that believe their car is as fast as my bike.

BMW riders and all their smashing matching textiles in beige and light grey. And their fucking 3 aluminium panniers for carrying their cameras, drill bits and a collapsible sniper rifle.

I'll stop just now, otherwise I might just write 'everything and everyone'.