Room 101

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by JH_1986, Jun 12, 2017.

  1. Everyone who has posted in this thread inc me.

    Edit: and anyone who subsequently posts in this thread
     
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  2. o_O

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  3. I've got a couple of zebra crossing ones:

    Drivers who stop for you to cross and make that supercilious crossing gesture with their finger that basically translates as "You may cross now, little man, for I, in my magnanimity, am according you this favour."

    Equally, pedestrians who cross without the slightest acknowledgement of your presence as if they have parted the Red Sea. A nod is sufficient, a smile in your direction even nicer. Sometimes they even look at you blankly like one carp eying another.
     
  4. Facebook
    People that use Facebook
    Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
    And People that look at you like you are the devil incarnate if you don't do Facebook
     
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  5. Laura Kuenssberg
     
  6. Don't put Sarah Beeney into room 101, she can come and live with me!!!...she's Shagtastic she is.....in an Austin Powers kinda way! ;)
     
  7. Sarah Beeney? You're weird. From this one assumes your avatar is your other half.
     
  8. C'mon now...she's hornier than a Ram's head, no wonder she's preggers all the time!! :heart_eyes:
     
  9. That was a bit mean. I believe that finm is rubbing off on you.

    Actually, the idea of finm rubbing off on anyone should itself go into Room 101. Good point.
     
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  10. yes loz,put yer fantasy in room 101.
     
  11. dirty finm dirty
     
  12. Whatever @finm is rubbing himself off on, its not me.

    @Poucher is deffo a weirdo. I shall have to pencil his name into my book of people to watch out for. Just below Finny's...
     
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  13. wow, why not just do what i did and just put you all in room 101?
     
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  14. You've got a room 101 all of your own finny. Tis padded too. :)
     
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  16. She'll have a fanny like a stretched vest.
     
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  17. FFS.

    I think we had all just have to come to terms with the fact that Sarah Beeny would get it.
    Might need some imaginative positioning in order to overcome any alleged slackness but that's all part of the art and the challenge.

    You all need to do something similar to what Sarah did, and grow a pair.
     
  18. Some slackness? She could probably insert a melon and notice it touch the sides.
     
  19. Picky picky.

    How big a melon, by the way?
     
  20. I believe the saying is "a fanny like a Wizards sleeve "

    And as far as imaginative positions go, I think the " Reverse Cowboy " should do the trick!!
    Still would.....and I'd drink her bath water!!!
     
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