I'd rather do Sofia. It's never going to happen. Even though I'm devilishly handsome, not famous or rich.
Agree, agree, agree. You'd have to wait your turn until I decide to throw her out. Gorgeous, curvy, funny, wealthy, Latin.
Fcuking middle lane hoggers. Folk who stop at roundabouts when fcuk all's coming. Drivers who brake then indicate. Loud Brit's abroad. Loud Brit's at home. Cnuts who mistreat animals. Any person who always wears jog bottoms/sweat tops. Thieves. Fucking Isis / Taliban etc Lorries who overtake on dual carriageways, thus blocking the lane. Shit take outs. Social media addicts. Door to door fcukers. Home energy suppliers/internet suppliers. All insurance companies. Telephone cold callers(ppi and accident types) Little Britain style package holidays. Harley Davidsons. Television adverts, especially those asking me for wedge. Shit pub or restaurant service. Ryanair. Self righteous vegetarians, who frown at any fcuker eating a big steak. Painfully slow drivers. Benefits scroungers/idle fcukers. Liars and bullshitters. Building companies. Ignorant fcuks who will say or do nothing that doesn't involve a mobile phone. Weddings. The list is endless, feel I should stop before folk think I'm a miserable bastard Oh, and a defo yes to beenie Xx.
Car drivers turning left, that find it necessary to take a really wide berth like they're trying to get an artic lorry round the corner !
Jeez Wayne, I feel like you've just copied my list !! Your bang on with all of those mate!, a few I'd like to add :- Dickheads who stand in shop doorways talking so you can't get in. Dickheads when I'm giving way and trying to join a roundabout that don't indicate then pull off at the junction before you. Dickheads in flash cars who think disabled bays are especially for them. But number 1 Dickhead that I really can't stand is this guy , complete and utter w4nker!
Still Nicola Sturgeon is no1 SCS advert White van drivers Harley Davidson Constant talk about Muslims Anything to do with any religion Donald Trump Ducati fuel sender units Motorway Service Stations Politics Nicola Sturgeon Drivers who park on the pavement inconsiderate twats People who don't clean up after there dogs Cyclists especially in groups Horses on the road Horse crap all over the road PPI companies Nicola Sturgeon Ant and Dec irretating twats So called talent shows Cooking programmes Big Brother type shows
I'm there with the hatred of wankers that stop, look left, look right on a roundabout when its apparent to everyone and their dog that there is NOTHING FUCKING COMING YOU FUCKING STUPID CRETIN. I hate ditherers. But this Beeny nonsense has to stop.
