Ok...so You've Just Won £176 Million On The Euro Millions Lottery .. So Now What

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Jun 27, 2017.

  1. Shhhhh finm my possible ex bezzie - I'm waiting to hear from Noods :)
     
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  2. A GTO with a tow bar ! Yeah that should work well.. superb!
     
  3. You've got so many bikes already, no one would guess :joy:
     
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  4. Sorry to inform you of this Exige.. but it's common knowledge my bestest chum on ere is Bradders.. I luv you all mind but Bradders and me are like +.... he's told me tonight by the way he prefers black for Ferraris..
     
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  5. @finm you're back in the room, he's got a fatty fetish :eek:
     
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  6. I think I'd still stick with the basket in Poundland though.. I wouldn't want to stand out and risk being rumbled by using a trolley ...
     
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  7. Bit gay!! But hey ho, some folk need close chums?
     
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  8. I'd start a money lending business, like Wonga, but charge a cheaper rate like 3500% APR.
    You can never have too much money.
     
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  9. dude, i dumped you long ago. i would buy me some new friends,
    and i aint fat.
     
  10. Your always swopping good friends
    Hey hexy you could buy certain parts of the EU ;)
     
  11. Just unfriended. ;)
    If it gets me a million I'll be anyone's chum
    ;)
     
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  12. The bit I don't have? :)
     
  13. Buy a controlling share in Ducati, and every morning after compulsory Tai Chi for the work force the mantra 'Quality before profit' is tannoyed around the factory. Spoken by Burt Kwouk.
     
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  14. Move my address and my banking to Singapore in the first instance to protect my money from socialist thieves. Its mine. I won it, you didn't. You could have but you didn't, so fuck off and do one - would more or less be my approach to financial planning.

    Then I'd see my family right and move to Australia.
     
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  15. I've slept on it. I'd start/oversee a new political party "all and sundry", orchestrated by bringing back hanging for certain criminal acts. Then ruminating the british ethos for the disavowment of the royals. Although if Wales, Scotland & N-Ireland want to tally up some mullah for these state-sponsored rich beggers they can do so. Finally make a divine effort to propell england into a republic ran by the people for the people. And anyone who has more than 3 million in assets cannot run for power or gain position of influence. Plus move the stupid location to somewhere more sensible for less abuse of the expenses system.

    ps: Of course this is a poorly constructed thesis but simple men & women have changed the world from time to time.
     
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  16. Apart from upgrading vehicles and a house with a bit more garage space I don't really want for anything.
    So I'd keep the capital under my control but give away the interest,(originally my idea was the monthly interest annually to 12 families/people I really like,but then I realised there are not 12 families/people I like that much lol).
    Definitely set all my blokes up as a thank you for their hard work,I'd like to think I'd keep the firm going but I probably wouldn't.
    Put money into a British Moto3 or Moto2 team and attend all the rounds maybe.
    And just try to be a good guy,random acts of financial assistance to people who need a leg up...I'd rather give it away directly to people who need it than let the Government have it.
    Money is worthless unless it's being used for something.
    I also agree with GunZenBombz,somethings got to change...I'd add only maximum 2 terms as an MP and no Civil Servants with a public school education,(but that's just me lol)
     
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  17. I'd give most of it away. I dont think I'd need more than £5M or so for Mrs Boots and I to live out the rest of our lives in modest comfort. The rest would be given to charities. I mean, how much money do people need?
     
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  18. To the Circuit of Wales with free camping :)
     
  19. Jeez, you've sobered up! It was all planes helicopters and boom a minute ago :)
     
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  20. Blimey is that you boots or have you been taken over by aliens :)
     
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