I would start by paying for all the cheap fucks on here to subscribe and buy @Rebel a sleeping bag for next years BBQ. I would then buy a restaurant, an off licence and a brothel... All sound business ventures. i would put on an exclusive concert head lined buy all xfactor/ the voice acts and to be attended only by celebs and politicians... then nuke fuck out of it.. and id hire the A team to get all the bike thieving scum in London.. if there is any left after that id send @El Toro to regain...
For the sake of humanity I would also purchase the rites to Ducati paint colours... Red white and grey all fine, but yellow I'd give for free to Fyffes, for them to use respraying their bananas which, seem to go brown rather too quickly these days...
I'd take all the Ducati's made since 2000 and arrange to have the bolts re-plated in corrosion resistant stuff. I'd then talk to the experts at ICI and get some flake proof paint.
Tradition says women are so good at multi tasking, hence sex in the kitchen means she can still prepare dinner and yet be serving us boys at the same time.. amazing creatures women... P.s. Sometimes......
I’d put these signs up. As well as interactive ones that read reg plates so it would go ‘Oi dickhead in silver bmw, registration XXxXX, are you so self important you don’t need to move left?’
