Scenario = Forum Moderators Now Rule The Planet And...

This is the Scenario...

Forum Moderators have become rulers of the planet..

As a constant spoiler and flamer, You are to be banished to your own un/in?habited tropical island for life...

There's no electricity, however, you have the necessities for survival, e.g. Endless supplies of food ( fresh fruit wild animals and fish), fresh water, a shelter and the ability to light a fire..

You may take any 3 Items of your choice, the only restriction on your choices are, they CANNOT be 3 items which are of a similar nature, e.g. 3 women, 3 men or 3 Ducati's ...

What 3 items do you wish to take with you?

 

Yes but you need 3 (and you still want to pay for sex and bikes?)

 

Try harder thiko

 

Bet that hurt, or did you text Shed Boy

 

2 yachts - yer barred

 

You get food anyway, why would you take noodles - the worst kind of pretend food at that!

 

Sorry only one boat not two

 

I didn't think it would take many posts before the B word came up...

 

But how do you know what currency will be accepted ? You might take one that's worthless there...