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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Aug 7, 2017.

  1. Errr.. well you obv ... xx
    We wouldn't need swimming costumes... so emmm thinking of two more... ??
     
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  3. :cool::blush:
     
  4. Something in red maybe like a hammock :)
     
  5. Ha... Viv knows she can unwrap my packaging anytime she's wishes too... For she knows why I got that nickname over 35 years ago... x
     
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  6. ;)
     
  7. She don't need no petrol, just man fuel :) and the bike runs on distilled rum you fool. Ah, you meant the hammock didn't you?
     
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  8. Your nickname is unwrap my packaging anytime? seems a bit long, the nickname that is
     
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  9. No... No2 would be a Swiss Army knife, handy for most things, like keeping clean shaven! For cutting fruit etc and for carving, for example Noodles luvs Viv on trees etc .. I could make you a hammock Viv by using my knife and weaving it from materials on our island.. plus I could lash it to a bamboo or similar to make a spear for fishing etc .. x
     
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  10. A Brothel yes, but how are you going to pay.... ?
     
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  11. Hey, we beat you, shut it o_O
     
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  13. Item number 3, I guess would be an endless supply of KY...
     
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  14. but you could only use it on one hole....
     
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  15. and given youve taken a swiss army knife and a boat im thinking it would be your own hole?
     
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  16. Use what in only one hole...?
     
  17. Do cigarettes count as one thing?
     
  18. Yes.... as I've always liked you K916.. ''tis granted ..
     
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  19. What boat ? Unless your calling Viv a boat? Ha
     
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