Ha... Viv knows she can unwrap my packaging anytime she's wishes too... For she knows why I got that nickname over 35 years ago... x
She don't need no petrol, just man fuel and the bike runs on distilled rum you fool. Ah, you meant the hammock didn't you?
No... No2 would be a Swiss Army knife, handy for most things, like keeping clean shaven! For cutting fruit etc and for carving, for example Noodles luvs Viv on trees etc .. I could make you a hammock Viv by using my knife and weaving it from materials on our island.. plus I could lash it to a bamboo or similar to make a spear for fishing etc .. x