I Have Lowered Myself To Their Level!

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Nigel Machin, Oct 20, 2017.

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  1. Today I lowered my standards, should I be ashamed?

    Over the past few days the quiet pool at the resort I'm staying at has got busier, this in itself is not a problem, being early risers we breakfast at 7:00am and are generally sat in the morning sun from 8:00am and had enough by mid afternoon.
    Recently though the yanks have been covering beds with towels pre breakfast and in some cases not returning until midday!!
    Today I rose as per normal and had the overwhelming urge to take back my bed, so at 5:00am my mission was accomplished and like a Cheshire Cat I feel smug, I won!
    Should I feel ashamed?
    What other corse of action would you have taken?
     
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  2. You should throw their towels in the pool, cvnts...
     
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  3. Ah, that brings back fond memories of the Benalmadena Great Towel Burning of 2000 : o D
     
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  4. Union jack towel would be good.
     
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  5. Crusader towel :)
    Or a Scottish one with finm printed across it - they would give that a wide birth! :eek:
     
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  6. Do they do fake swirly poo in a squirty can?
     
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  7. On an 18/30's hol with my best bud, we awoke to the pool to find the germans had claimed all the loungers. However on their return the germans found their towels in the pool and Andy and I resplendent on the best two loungers. Fortunatly neither of us can speak german, so we just smiled and gave them the V's.
     
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  8. Just fold the towels up and place on the nearest table and suggest the hotel has tidied up abandoned towels. Non confrontational and let’s them take it up with the hotel.
     
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  9. Organised hotels charge a large deposit on the large towels. This usually ends the problem for the guests.
     
  10. That was plan A, the missus stopped me, so plan B it was!
     
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  11. Remind them about who won?
     
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  12. Work with the aforementioned yankee's and point out we have done well in taking over things in the past before and stage a coup d'état and declare some sunbeds as off limits to the commoners.
     
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  13. Stop wasting time lying on sunbeds like a lizard.
     
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  14. It's actually hotel policy no reserving sun beds and no personal music speakers! I could complain I suppose but not here long enough to worry, headin home tomorrow:)
     
  15. Just caught a shower, absolutely pissed down! Still warm though :)
     
  16. Cheeses Goat, what kind of hotel are you staying at, man?
     
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  17. i never get a holiday.
     
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  18. no they wouldn't, mostly because on the rare occasion i get a day off some fecker or feckers will be there that i know and insist on talking cars and costs. sure as shit, every time. :mad:
     
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  19. Kick their shit in ;)
     
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  20. I which case I was spot on.

    You could always tell them to build a wall from the towels.....
     
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