Went in, had a wee... sat at a table and got ignored, tried to look thirsty and got ignored. Put hoody on and left. What an experience. Full of hipster sorts with their helmets on their tables... why were they not hung on their mirrors... and where were their bikes? Cultural appropriation.
The thing is you tried to join them,... You should of walked up, popped a small cigar in your mouth & burned a £50 note to start it. Or even better a scottish £100 note & looked condescending towards any who gave eye contact. Then gave them the two finger salute'