I think that's the most obscure/surreal thread title I have ever seen on here, and that's saying a lot. Hope you get extremely lucky
examples - or it didn't happen :----) P.S. - hope O.P. doesn't mind me posting off-topic - at least it's keeping thread 'bumped' but will delete posts if unacceptable.
It isn't one of those photoshoots of naked blokes draped over a ducati is it and you are looking for models?
I totally understand and respect your privacy as regards the reason for the thread, but would you be prepared to give us a clue?
Self promotion which I tend to stay away from , but one of mine: https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/push-fish-and-socks-for-chickens.64042/ There are many more obscure contributors available...
I go to Norfolk for the Bank holiday weekend on the Norfolk broads with a group of mates. Will be totally smashed the entire time. How can I help?