simple simon met a pieman going to the fayre, said simple simon to the pieman "what have you got there ?" said the pieman to simple simon "pies you cvnt"
True or false, a 22 year old man from East Lothian today was found by police in a pool of blood in his home. This followed an incident were his Bulldog, called biggie, had bitten off the mans bollox and penis. When found, the mans crotch was covered in blood and...peanut butter.
