Those Questions You’ve Always Wanted To Ask? Can A Df Member Give You An Answer

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by NOODS X, Jul 8, 2019.

  1. Depends which way you want to go :bucktooth:
     
  2. Expat Jack... are you saying those of the North look down on us of the South?
    In London those North of the river don’t even mention them South of the River and if your from the North side you don’t go South of the River, unless your suitably tooled up on a West Ham away day..

    So what you says makes some sense.. x
     
  3. So if your right on the quator does it go straight down with no spiral?
     
  4. Thanks xx I never go south of the river, not at this time of the night.
     
  5. Surely no you wouldn’t caus theres oxygen in Co2 ... you would certainly have a belly ache though.. x
     
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  6. Do you walk funny there too.. maybe opposite to the Mancs ?like you walk with your toes pointing inward.. x
     
  7. Obv the first one silly boy!
     
  8. No, it jumps out of the sink :rolleyes:
     
  9. So that would make those from South of the river Complete Dicks... yes I agree there.. x
     
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  10. Dick!.... x
     
  11. I think you might be wrong there mte, for that only happens in France... Frogs n all
    That..
    That’s an E for you there Son.. x
     
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  12. Yeah, and you forgot the eye candy rule:( so D-
     
  13. Needle Dick Noods :bucktooth:
     
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  14. It was a cut and paste :mad:

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  15. No excuse :mad: but you’re let off with the postscript post above :)
     
  16. Why are all Honda Jazz cars driven by totally incompetent old gits?
     
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  17. Q.... Red squirrels are predominantly from the North, yes? So are Grey Squirrels, simply OAP red squirrels, who have chosen to retire in the South? X
     
  18. That’s a very good point A- for you... Would it be cause only oldies like Jazz?
    Where of course young un’s prefer Jizz.... x

    By the way saw a Honda Civic type R yesterday, a new one, god what happened there, ugly or what.. x
     
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  19. It's a myth. The water will create a vortex whos direction is dictated by the initial flow. The system is chaotic in that a small change in the initial conditions will produce different results - well in this case one of two results, either clockwise or anti-clockwise. So each time you take the plug out the water will start to flow one way or the other. You can try this at home and even influence the result by creating a small current flow by swirling your finger in the bowl.
     
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  20. Grey Squirrels came from the West, and killed all the Southern Shandy Drinking Squirrels leaving the Northern proper Beer drinking squirrels alone :):upyeah:
     
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