You know you are getting old when....

When lollipop men look younger than you

 

....when the first thing that comes to mind about this thread is to point out that its you’re not your...

 

I've started making more old men type noises.

Go to sit down and 'ahhh'

Go to stand up and 'oooooo'

Bend on or kneeling down 'eeeeee'

 

When you no longer regularly wake up and have no idea where you are, you might have got a little older.

Once the aches and pains of old injuries last longer than healing up of new new ones, you are probably getting on a bit.

You're definitely old(er) when you stop lusting after the bikes from your youth and instead go out and buy one.

 

so it wasn't the gin and the fact i'm out of practice then?

 

When you can get senior citizens discounts not forgetting your bus past

 

You know you're getting old when you start another thread with the same title as one that is already running. https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/you-know-your-getting-old-when.48660/
Steve

 

and when you realize somebody already said that.
Anyhoo, my skin hade'nt aged way back then, so it was worth revisiting. this shouldn't be happening to me at 39.

 

You know y

 

when

 

That was post number 7 I've a memory like a goldfish.
Steve

 

What's a goldfish?

 

whiskey..

 

What was the question again?

 

When I was out and about in pubs and clubs in my late teens / early twenties, I used to see men my dads age out just standing there in the corner with a warm pint in one hand and tongue hanging out blatantly perving at young girls. This is now me and my mate on a night out!

 

Viagra is no longer an experiment

 

When you keep forgetting that it’s you’re not your.

 

When you think a fiat multipla looks nice

 

oh dear, double whammy for the finster

 

Nobodys that old!