Virgin Media told me last week my TV box needs to be replaced with their new V5 box Your expected to install it yourself, no probs cept there was an adapter cable missing that their instructions says you have to fit.. Phoned up with normal 20 min wait and got a lady who without being rude didn’t do the Qeens English, Cockney.. 20 mins later with her and she was still trying to send me the main power supply cable.. Eventually I gave up and asked for a manager.. Without being rude again the manager could have been her husband or brother.. he didn’t cope any better either.. While places like Doctors surgery's and Council offices provide services for Arabic, Muslims and many more minority languages perhaps Cockney should appear on the list!, Because the likes of me n my chums are starting to feel very isolated sand marginalised.. it’s bad enough aving very few real Cockers on the East Enders set, I’m beginning to think we’re in need of Sir David Attenborough’s help.. Dickie B my son, sort it oooooout..... Monday rant done.. x
Yep sorry even I’m staring to slip out of character... bleed’n hell! What’s appening ere? we’re on a rite wrong un.. x
Flanners? He’s from that there Essex me little old China, he’s close, but he ain’t your genuine Pedigree Cocker.. x
I like to wind up my youngest that he’s a Cockney. He was born at Kings College Hospital on Denmark Hill: that’s only three miles sarf of St. Mary-le-Bow, so I’m sure you could hear the bells there (If they stopped the traffic for a bit).
I tell my youngest that she has to become a top rate Crim as she was born overlooking the exercise yard of Wormwood Scrubs
Deff especially if the wind was blowing in his direction.. Be proud Master Darkness we’re an endangered species.. x
