Seems 'sinning' is a daily thing these days, and most-often unconsciously. So what do you seek penance (from some deity or silly humankind' for? Yesterday, I was casually racist when I asked a Scot colleague, who was being incredibly negative generally, if he could break the mould of his ginger brethren and actually not say 'we're doomed' at every point and actually tell us what he wanted rather than not wanted And also I demonstrated passive sexism by opening a for for a women when leaving the canteen. She didn't ask me to, nor was she infirm in anyway (oops, casually disbable-ist there) so I ask for forgiveness. I will note I also held it for the two men that followed her (do they need forgiveness too?) And lastly, I checked my phone while sat in traffic, with car in park and handbrake on and engine in 'stop' mode.
Yesterday when a Thai colleague jumped in front of me when I was about to ask a question I said something along the lines of British & queuing - totally subconscious - I went back to my desk & slapped myself
Rode my mate's 1300 Honda Pan the other week and didn't hate the experience! But I don't think I will be buying one until I'm at least 60.
If pissing in the shower is a sin then I’m doomed to eternal damnation but fuck it that would suit me better as nobody likes a skinny sober cunt that slams doors in women’s faces lol
I'm a racist, xenophobe, bigot, anti-Semite, LGBTXYZphobe sweaty sock that's not even ginger What do I win?
You're in trouble anyway for assuming hers, his, theirs, its gender. Be prepared for the onslaught...
