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Uk Person/s £170,000,000 Lottery Win.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Wrecked, Oct 10, 2019.

  1. But would I retire?
     
  2. My wife would spend the first 3 hours trying to get out of the shallow grave I’d put her in alive when I found out we had won
     
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  3. LOL One of the great inventions a flat pencil! Even tho they don't roll away still manage to misplace the buggers!
     
  4. Just make sure you fully check the numbers BEFORE burying her. It's embarrassing retrieving her when you find you're looking at last week's numbers on your lucky dip
     
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  5. No you'd probably just give up Saturday mornings. I mean someone like me would defo go down to a 3 day week. Oh hang on I retired already. :p:p
     
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  6. :thinkingface::thinkingface: Hmm......I think I'll offer free rides around Brands International all next Summer on the back of a converted BSB spec. Pani riden by Shakey (if he's up to it) or Redding/whoever.

    Same offer for a tandem paraglide off Devils Dyke.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Just typing away a begging letter .........do we've their address or not on file.;)
     
  8. A mate of mine flyes one of them for the British team, he has a tandem, never ever ever would you get me up in one of them.
    Steve
     
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  9. Was it Billy Connolly who said that once you've mad a bit of Dollar if you go back to your local one of two things will happen.
    1. Buy everyone a drink and become a flash bastard.
    2. Don't buy everyone a drink and be called a tight twat.

    Either way you'll soon have a new circle of friends.

    TB
     
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  10. I've still got one. Used to use it in the Alps. Unfortunately, not been up for many years.
    Note to self: must get it out more often.
     
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  11. I'm a paraglider (and paramotor) pilot too. Great fun ...

    And for the 170mil winner, I'd recommend large donations to cancer research or something.
     
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  12. Keep 1.000.000 give the rest of it away.

    Try not to go crazy and don't tell anyone about it.
     
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  13. It's not enough, nor is 2,000,000....

    Keep £100,000,000 and give the rest away to Children/Animal charities?
     
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  14. If you move to Spain and get your self a normal apartment. 1.000.000 is more than enough.

    Now you want to go crazy and live like a footballer that's a different story.
     
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    I don't even holiday in Europe... Why would I want to live there!
     
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  16. You like to holiday in America... Why is that? You "fit in" better?
     
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  17. I’d buy a moderate, never heard of, Premier League midfielder for a kick about in the garden.
     
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  18. Taxation on the poor..........
     
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  19. Also the Caribbean, Mexico, North, West Africa, Far East, Rarotonga, Oz and even Nz once... but they all go to bed when it's dark for some reason?
     
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  20. It's easier to sleep when it's dark
     
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