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The Drama Queen Thread

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Cream_Revenge, Oct 20, 2019.

  1. are hemorrhoid stories allowed? - got piles I can tell you.
     
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  2. snap
     
  3. yes, that was the noise one made on reluctant, final detachment. Did you find any comfort from wire brushing?
     
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  4. aghhh, waiting for a hospital date now, thanks
     
  5. I got s scratch like a paper cut installing a new dishwasher on Sunday.... didn't hurt :D
     
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  6. whatta man.:punch:
     
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  7. Pain is not in my vocabulary :D
     
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  8. yip, no brain, no pain.
     
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  9. So kind, I thank you :D
     
  10. Of what? ;)
     
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  11. i was told that honesty is the best policy.
    :p
     
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  12. Until a hornet comes along...

    ...then you will find out...... :sob:
     
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  13. She'll blow you off.

    Nurses and doctors only date other nurses and doctors ... never patients.

    Soz, peanut.
     
  14. she is a he and he got fvckin gurt thick fingers.........:eek:
     
  15. So happy for you, peanut! A match made in Heaven : o )
     
  16. may you never have a constantly bleeding rectum Loz. :upyeah:
     
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  17. 19049F13-B837-4C7B-97D5-3E17069EB56B.jpeg I think I am getting the start of a nasty hang-nail. Will I be ok??:sob:
     
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  18. No.

    You won't be OK. Trust me on this.
     
  19. may your rabbits die with eleven rows of tits..........
     
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  20. Safe now.

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