Have You? Would You? You Know? Dna History

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by noobie, Dec 10, 2019.

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  2. ^ think i've been brainwashed and hypnotised by this Forum, first thing I thought was.. CORBIN! ^
     
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  3. I don’t need a DNA test to know the vagabonds and rogues I’m related to.
     
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  4. Not knowing my paternal side at all (yeah, explains a lot, right?!) I am still not interested!!
     
  5. Estimates vary, though the number of children living with married parents who are only biologically related to the mother is thought to be in excess of one in every five.

    Feeling confident? Have a DNA test!

    NB
    Couples with less than five children are not exempt...
     
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  6. I knew it all along.......;)

    You were a right ******* to me when we first met, taking the piss out of what I raced.
     
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  7. Hell, are you my Grandmother?
     
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  8. I can't check my DNA....all the relevant relatives are gone.......

    .....the only thing I am likely to find out is that I am a turnip......

    .....although there is a chance I may be a descendant of Black Dick down a bastard line.
     
  9. Yea , as it sayeth verily in The Book of Python ....

    " Every Sperm Is Sacred "
     
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  10. Bobs estate never will be settled. Apparently he had houses all over the place: Jamaica, USA, Europe, Asia but when he died the paperwork was in such a state the family lost track of what was where.
    Its believed a couple were quietly taken over by the staff that were employed to mind the houses.
     
  11. Yes i just re-checked on Christopher Marley he is Bob's father's Great Nephew and was the one responsible for unearthing Bob's white English ancestry. My connection is with my Great great grandmother from Rye Sussex.
     
  12. Wasn't Jacob Marley an ancestor from Dicken's time?
     
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  13. Nah - he was crackers...
     
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  14. I know he went mad , waving chains about and wailing endlessly...
     
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  15. It's all in yer head Dad. :p
     
  16. Maybe he will find some redemption
     
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  17. Everything’s gonna be alright :upyeah:
     
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  18. As long as it’s easy skanking
     
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  19. Every time me and my brothers meet we discuss this. One of us looks a bit different.
    He was in a restaurant in Manchester China town with his daughter after visiting the Uni.
    The waitress was chatty and friendly. Eventually she asked my bro, “where are you from?” He responds along the lines that he has just come up from the south coast. She says, “No, where in China are you from!?”
    We have had years of fun with this but, to date, are too nervous to have the test.
    Dad takes it in good humour :mad:
     
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  20. So you looks like that gangnam style bloke then

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