Confused

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by PerryL, Dec 31, 2019.

  1. I've got my ST2 to finish putting back together and an ST3 at my brother's that I can't charge the battery. These problems would be simple to sort out before I discovered that I know nothing.

    Apparently, I need an 'influencer' to tell me what to think. The fact that this 'influencer' may be a teenage kid, who sits in their bedroom all day in his/her parent's house means nothing. I need to be 'influenced', apparently by watching the 'influencer' on YouTube.

    The fact that this 'influencer' knows nothing regarding motorbikes is irrelevant. I need to be influenced to tell me what to eat, wear, buy, and what to watch on telly. By magic, I will become a better person and be able to fix Ducatis.

    This decade has benefited us all (even if we do not realise) because we now have self-appointed, teenage 'influencers' who can tell us what to think. ... But not how to fix a Ducati because you are not wearing the right clothes, watching the right streaming channels, or drinking the right drink.

    I'm having trouble working out how I survived without an'Influencer'. We need one here, definitely. Volunteers?
     
    #1 PerryL, Dec 31, 2019
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2019
  2. Here you go mate, Perry Christmas :p ;)
     
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  3. An influencer who doesn't know a nut from a bolt! Perfect! And I thought that you were volunteering!
     
  4. Too old matey. Young man/woman/non-binary’s game that is
     
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