Camo Trousers-cool Or Not?

You can weave wooden beads into your beard to complete the look, the odd plait or two doesn't go amiss.
Vests are good too, cartoon devils and bike parts are always advisable designs, being a bit smelly is essential.

 

Are beards acceptable now

 

I think they may catch on

 

Beardy Weirdies

 

Y' know I might be having a rethink. I had no idea there were so many camo variations...

 

I would imagine that a pair of the pink ones would go down a storm at the Bulldog bash

 

get a grip

 

Is that an offer???

 

what'cha all thinl? i think with a 44 inch waist and 30 inch leg, you are short and fat.... sorry....

 

For a less militant look, you can also get some fairly subtle golfing trews:

 

Can you also *not* get them?

 

Watch out, soon there might be a Pro Camo Trouser movement which will claim we all must wear them as camo has rights too...

 

There are lots available, so you can express your individuality whilst conforming.

https://www.royalandawesome.co.uk/mens/golf-trousers

 

Forced conformation... Might have to put on a gillette Joan

 

We know what you think Chiz

 

tch tch

 

Rated Funny as there is no "Jealous, peanut"? icon.

 

what's wrong with as per.

 

You don't send flowers anymore.

Anyway, back on topic: