He lives in Australia " New evidence is unearthed that strongly suggests that Richard's brother, King Edward IV, was illegitimate. If that were the case, the entire royal bloodline that traces its lineage to Edward has no legal right to the throne. In fact, according to our own constitutional rules, Britain's real monarch today is not Elizabeth II, but King Michael, a resident of Jerilderie, Australia. " Interesting documentary from Tony Robinson The Man Who Should've Been King - Britain's Real Monarch
Ain't that the truth ! The nearest this country ever came to having a worthwhile head of state . A badly missed opportunity there ...... or not ? ..... don't pay any attention to me , I'm Indecisive Dave
Since when did illegitimacy and in-breeding have any affect on royal appointments ? Every royal family in existence is interbred and so related.
Aww don't.......... they do a lot of good............. think of all the tourism............... the Queen is lovely............those poor kids no mother..............oh don't they look beautiful................ well fvck me with the rough end of a pineapple.
I'm pretty sure the True King of England is Donald Trump. Obvious, when you think about it. You're all welcome.
What a load of old flat Fosters..... .....everyone knows Paul Hogan is the king of England............ ...Wal said he is.......
That's a new one on me .... Such a quaint expression as well .... I'm surprised that it hasn't cropped up in conversation before now ! Could be a geographical thing I suppose .... ?
I know of someone who went to a meeting at a UK Car Manufacturer to get a roasting - one where you are given a Mic and have to stand up and explain why you are so shit - he walked in, there was tension in the room. He put his bag on the table, pulled out a Pineapple slammed it on the table and said ok guys, do your worst (or words to that effect) - the meeting evidently went very well after that
