Fast Bikes March 2020 Magazine

I heard that watching pornhub is ok but after a while you just want an old fashioned niff mag and some woods (probably worded forests down south) .....just what I had heard off some odd bugger in the woods.

 

I'm a 34" and have been for 30 years.

I might take up your offer if I want to go camping.

 

Behave yourself.

 

I got a subscription to Fast bikes mag, IMO its one of the best mags out there, realistic and honest and always provides a good read...oh and theres usually at least 1 ducati featured every month.

 

If magazines do keep going I think it will subscription for presents rather than socks that keeps them afloat.

 

March issue now?!

 

That like £1 in relative terms to Robarano - he's wadded
And he will buy 2, so he has one for the shelf with no creases or fingering

 

Ah yes, sorry - much faster

 

I'm off to Tesco to get some curry ingredients soon , I might pick up a copy while there. I'll have to buy it as your fat man pants weren't forthcoming.

I'm not wadded either, I've been buying a bike and things for other bikes. I also need to buy another bike. Bloody bikes !

 

Mags are dated a month ahead to extend their shelf life. The fickle public are much less likely to buy one with last months date on even if they haven’t read it because the content is assumed to be “old news”.

 

Don't forget your panty pads for the Phal - your constitution ain't what it used to be when you had muscles

 

I'm going mild today. Butter chicken.

I couldn't manage to down a Phal for all the Ducati's in your display emporium. Madras is my limit.

 

Ahhhh, that actually makes sense.

 

It does, but I think what happened is back in the day each magazine slowly moved a day or two earlier to beat the competition onto the self as a sales tactic - it was a slow migration. (If you check not only the Month but the Year they are now 3 years behind )

 

Well, that's this month's pocket money gone.





@wroughtironron

 

I had forgotten i had taken out a digital subscription to this until I got an email saying publication would be delayed this month! Opened up the App to find 4 editions waiting for me

Laughed at this bit of the 916 retro archive article - you wouldn’t get that in these politically correct times!

 

I thought FB was the best mag back in the nineties other than printing the wording in poor colour choices rendering unreadable in places.

 

You Tart .... X