Last night I had an evening with Sir Ranulph Fiennes! If ever there was a true living legend it's him. What a bloke!
The man is just fantastic. He is like a character from a Tom Sharpe book, the one that springs to mind us the Bentley driving chap in Vintage Stuff. Gerald Gladstone?
Caught a glimpse of him on TV yesterday. "Best place to keep your hands warm is in your crotch. You may have to use someone else's if yours isn't warm enough".
I need funding for my next expedition. Let's start by insulting everybody os one of the biggest counties in England. Hmm, I don't think that I have the required diplomacy to become an explorer.