Ducati Forum Citizenship Test

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dave, May 6, 2013.

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  1. Ducati is attracting all kinds of new customers and increasingly they are finding their way to this forum.

    I know from previous posts in the Lounge how many of you are concerned about uncontrolled immigration ... so just for a laugh, what do you think we should have on our own Ducati Citizenship Test?
     
    #1 Dave, May 6, 2013
  2. You need to have heard of "Ducati". You don't need to spell it correctly.
     
    #2 Loz, May 6, 2013
  3. You have to have Italian heritage :wink:
     
    #3 El Toro, May 6, 2013
  4. You have to like red,yellow,black,white,blue,silver and matrix green.
     
    #4 peter james, May 6, 2013
  5. Where is the correct place for the tax disc
     
    #5 Ducbird, May 6, 2013
  6. I am very fond of pasta and chianti, holidays in Tuscany, have lived in Italy, drive a Fiat, have owned loads of Lancias and Ducatis. Will that do?
     
    #6 eyore, May 6, 2013
  7. No, you should also be in the kitchen cooking up an authentic bolognese sauce. :wink:
     
    #7 Loz, May 6, 2013
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  8. Women get free entry.

    We can't be having a cock fest can we :rolleyes:

    :wink:
     
    #8 El Toro, May 6, 2013
  9. You must like putting either, carbon, magnesium, titanium or billet alloy, or a combination of all four on your bike.
     
    #9 Shaun, May 6, 2013
  10. Which I do.:tongue:
     
    #10 eyore, May 6, 2013
  11. Perfectissima! :biggrin:
     
    #11 Loz, May 6, 2013
  12. You gotta prove you're over 50...
     
    #12 figaro, May 6, 2013
  13. What, millimetres? Done! :biggrin:
     
    #13 Loz, May 6, 2013
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  14. must have photo of ducati in the house :upyeah:
     
    #14 johnboy, May 6, 2013
  15. Or keep your Ducati in the house.
     
    #15 Major, May 6, 2013
  16. Unfortunately if you met me, you'd see that no proof was necessary :frown:
     
    #16 El Toro, May 6, 2013
  17. you must stop work for all august also drink wine in your dinner break .
     
    #17 idrinkbeer, May 6, 2013
  18. It's all getting a bit UKIP in here...

    Can't everybody just come in?
     
    #18 pingping010101, May 6, 2013
  19. Do you own a Ducati?
    Do you like Ducatis?
    Can you spell Ducati?
    Can you point to Bologna on a map?
     
    #19 mattmccabebrown, May 7, 2013
  20. Of course they can, as long as they contribute in a positive way to the overall experience.
     
    #20 johnv, May 7, 2013
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