The Boasting Thread.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by outintheopen, Mar 29, 2020.

  1. Don't wanna hijack the thread I've already won mate, so I'll make this quick. Tried the Gen 3 last week, prefer the Gen2 so mines staying.... All the best. :upyeah:
     
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  2. Spell check ffs Mavic
     
  3. Bloody cyclists in the middle of the road two abreast - left no room for that poor car :bucktooth:
     
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  4. its worse than the tt!!! call it off for fucks sake.... enough is enough.... ive had worse injuries walking to the crapper... and at least i had the decency to be pissed of me skull and naked...
     
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  5. Yeah but it’s in France so different rules apply old bean
     
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  6. Only till 5am. Back on shift so get to ride to work and back for a set of four !!
    Apples... How do you like them !! ;)
     
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  7. Yeah but they’re excused on the grounds of doping....allegedly:)
     
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  8. ahhh... doping good dude.. you should have lead with the doping... respect for cyclists!
     
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  9. King Armstrong and his Merry Postmen
     
  10. Scored four bottles of Sainsbury’s “house” Rioja yesterday. :upyeah:





    Only one left:(
     
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  11. Mavic? Only thing Mavic I own are a set of brakes.
     
  12. He just cheated better than the rest of the cheaters.
     
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  13. Agreed mate, he had the better Doctor. US Postals system for blood doping was nigh on perfect, unlike some other teams who had accidents by mixing their blood packs up. Leading to very ill riders having ‘stomach bugs’ rendering them unable to ride.
     
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  14. Agreed,At the end of the day you still got to ride the bike for three hard weeks over those beautiful mountain alps etc,and he did that in spades in my book.
     
  15. @Biot wtf is the thyssenkrupp device?
     
  16. Doping at it’s finest along with a very good poker face.
     
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  17. Apparently he's been diagnosed as a psychopath,:confused:..do you remember the 2008 Tour where the bag lady swiped out his front wheel,:thinkingface:the peloton waited for him and then he drove straight past them.:D:upyeah:
     
  18. Just for you GZB.

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  19. Three pieces of tarmac (two black, one red) in a bar, one black piece, turns to the other black piece and says “don't talk to him he’s a cycle path!”

    Badum tish.
    Sorry, Don’t mind me, carry on.
     
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  20. If we’re here to boast:-
    I have a friend, who used to share a flat with someone, whose Uncle had appeared in more James Bond films than anyone else!
     
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