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Brain Teasers

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Cream_Revenge, Apr 8, 2020.

  1. I don't know the but last line, school is spelt wrong.
     
  2. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kitts. Kitts, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

    So I reported him to the police. That was big o' me.
     
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  3. Just you going to St Ives Mac!
     
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  4. Def B cos everyone knows red is the fastest colour for the getaway car!
     
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  5. How are B and C going to open the car doors?
     
  6. A backcountry man gets a job, for a week, on the other side of the river. He has to take the ferry across the river and the fee is one chainlink of gold per day. He has a chain with seven links on it. What is the minimum amount of links he needs to cut off to travel for the whole week?

    Assume he has to pay with one link per day...
     
  7. Dukes of Hazzard styles bro!
     
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  8. C - the perp is from Essex - he’s by the pool under the umbrella oiling up! :laughing:
     
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  9. Rabbit is going "to" the river, just 2 monkeys and 2 parrots going "towards" the river, ( ie, they're heading in that direction but could stop before for a picnic or something). The question clearly asks for number of animals heading "towards", therefore : 2xmonkeys + 2x parrots = 4.

    You're welcome.
     
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  10. It's three.

    Monkeys are well known to clap excitedly at the sight of flowing water, which would release the parrots (who were meant to be going shopping before they were arrested by the monkeys for not social-distancing).
     
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  11. We need Susie Dent to make a ruling on that Broduc!
     
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  12. A because the car is facing the road ready for a fast getaway?
     
  13. I’d have said going to the river means the Rabbit is heading towards the river.

    But you may be right, though in your scenario it’s 2, as parrots are birds not animals.
     
  14. Dinosaurs, Alan.

    Parrots are dinosaurs.
     
  15. They'd be called Parrotosaurus if they were.
     
  16. I'd face palm this but I've only just got Steve settled - he doesn't need much to get all hepped up.
     
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  17. All Birds are animals too......

    And Dinosaurs - have you ever looked closely at an ostrich’s feet - fucking velociraptors with feathers! :neutral:

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  19. Ok. It’s 5 then.
     
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  20. Birds are animals, so 4 it is then.....:upyeah:;):joy::joy:
     
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